Dear Optimists,

Gosh, how I love sleeping. Sleeping on text books, falling asleep to the telly, napping, oh I love it all.

I can fall asleep at any time of the day. Literally. But for the last couple of nights I’ve experienced trouble falling asleep. Could it be full moon? I don’t know.

We (yes, we) have tried everything to knock me out at night. Nothing’s worked. Until I came up with the most brilliant idea ever:

I stole his snore. Problem solved.