Questionnare

Dear Optimists,

The other night I found one of those silly questionnares that one always write, but noone ever reads. Except the fact that I did read it. And now you have to, too.

And only because I had the stupidest and most sarcastic answers known to man:

No doubt about it – I must have had a laugh when writing that stuff down!

What are your answers to the exact same questions?

Love,
Nadia.

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8 responses to “Questionnare

  1. Hm, my answers would be pretty similar to yours, especially golf and feet answers.

  2. heehee, this made me giggle 🙂
    My answers:
    Do you always arrive on time?:
    Yeeeeeeeeeeeeessss. If I’m late I have a breakdown.
    What do you think of your feet?:
    I wouldn’t want to model them
    Have you ever been sick in public?:
    Yep. Summer of ’09 right after I got off of the Batman at Six Flags…
    Do you like golf?:
    I like to watch people play golf and lose their tempers >:->
    Do you wear glasses or contacts?:
    Nope. I’ve always wanted to, though. People with glasses always look so smart.
    When do get up during weekends?:
    Right around when I get up.
    What has been something you have been doing your whole life since you you were born?: Being bad to the bone…b-b-b-b-bad! ;-D

    • You really want to wear glasses?! I’d do anything to get a laser operation on my eyes… don’t know if it’s because it’s lasers or because I want to be able to see things.

      But I must admit that I do look rather smart 😉

  3. Heh heh. Well, stupid questions, stupid answers. 😉

    Here’s mine:
    DO YOU ALWAYS ARRIVE ON TIME?
    …On time for what?

    WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FEET?
    Why can’t you be as talented as my hands?

    HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SICK IN PUBLIC?
    Rarely. At the first sign of illness, I seclude myself in my bedroom and burrow beneath my blankets like some kind of hermit crab.

    DO YOU LIKE GOLF?
    … Does Mario Golf count?

    DO YOU WEAR GLASSES OR CONTACTS?
    Glasses, because contacts are expensive. I hate them both…

    WHEN DO YOU GET UP DURING WEEKENDS?
    8am, because I am a freak.

    WHAT’S SOMETHING YOU’VE BEEN DOING YOUR WHOLE LIFE SINCE YOU WERE BORN?
    Pointing out stupid, superfluous questions which ask what you’ve been doing your whole life, and then reiterate that this includes the time since you were born, as if I would have otherwise been confused as to what actually constitutes “my whole life”. (Not quite as awesome as Classic’s answer, but then, I am a pretty big nerd…)

    😉

    • True that, my fair lady!

      Mario Golf definitely counts! And yes, you are a freak – concerning the time you get up and your nerdy skills! ;D

  4. LOL fun questionnaire!
    My turn:
    Do you always arrive on time? I hate to be late or too early. Anyway if I do, I just blame it on the bus. 😛
    What do you think of your feet? Big. Like big foot haha!
    Have you ever been sick in public? Yes! Horribly.
    Do you like golf? I like to watch actors in movies pretending to know how to play. Personally… it’s ok. I kind of like it, just that I’m not a fan of sports.
    Do you wear glasses or contacts? Glasses. Either that or I swear I will be tempted to buy red contact lenses! xD
    When do get up during weekends? Uh when I usually do… when I feel like it.
    What has been something you have been doing your whole life since you you were born? Complaining haha! When babies are born they cry – they complain. And this never stops.

  5. LOL!! By the way, i’ve tagged you to answer some questions… Check out my latest post… 🙂

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