Bathroom Awkwardness (Part Deux)

Dear Optimists,

More bathroom awkwardness? Darn straight!

This weekend the fiancee and I headed out to dinner to use a gift card someone gave her for Christmas. I excused myself to use the restroom (AKA said “I have to pee”) and went.

I go in, prepare myself to use the urinal, when a man at the other urinal RIPS a fart. Then another. And these weren’t quiet…these were loud, you-better-check-your-shorts, farts!

I finished up quickly and left. I sat back down at the table and filled her in on the adventure.
“I don’t know anyone else who has such odd bathroom trips,” she told me.

Love,
Den

Author: den

More often than not, people wonder what I'm up to. I'm a people watcher, and love to tell a stranger's story, as I see it. If you see me reading or writing in a coffee shop, there's a good chance I'm making up a story about you at that moment. I'm a visual person who loves finding inspiration in my surroundings, and believe that sometimes the smallest detail can tell the majority of the story, if you have the sense to recognize it.

11 thoughts on “Bathroom Awkwardness (Part Deux)”

  1. Haha, oh dear. I’m surprised the guy himself wasn’t embarrassed and just stood there continuing with his business.

    Love the expression Nadia put ^_^

  2. I love BOTH expressions she put! Such subtle things she does in these drawings, but they are so meaningful and change the whole image! Isn’t she amazing?

    1. Definitely. The first makes me think that you are trying to act posh even though you’re saying something so blunt (with your fiance almost feeling awkward with what you said) and the other illustration expresses: “seriously?!” or something in those lines.

      But the pair of you together is what makes your works as awesome as they are!

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